So the book is written from a Japanese perspective of the author, though the protagonists and the narrator are all Portuguese Jesuits. The book isn't a criticism of Portuguese colonialism, it's basically a parable about faith written by a Japanese Catholic.

Have you even read the book?

The novel was written from the perspective of a Portuguese priest.

The Japanese novel it's based on isn't really about that at all though.

Movies based on video games have such a great track record, both at the box office and critically. I mean, remember classic beloved films like Wing Commander?

That show is canon right?

I think 1991 was a turning point for big action films—something like The Last Boy Scout was sort of the last of a breed of Shane Black-penned(or influenced) ultra-violent, cynical and sleazy late 80s/early 90s action flicks. There's just a meanness in a lot of those flicks(this includes the first two Robocops and…

Well, looks like the budget for The Expendables 4 just got ten times bigger!

Nothing says Thousand Oaks elementary school function like the wife of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers drummer beating up Scott Baio.

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Criminal Youth Organizations of Manhattan

We've still got Staten Island…wait, scratch that, it's a dump.

"Glass? Soary about that."

"Just another Canadian who saw too much Hockey Night in Canada as a child? Another orphan of a polite culture who thinks he's Terry Fox? "Stompin' Tom" Connors? Don Cherry?"

She's too compassionate, probably overqualified also.

I believe your people call it corn.

In a Washington DC pizza parlor no less…

In Germany they have a different name for it, but yes.

Don't forget all those seasons of The Littlest Hobo.

It used to be on cable all the time when I was a kid years ago, and I never saw the whole thing, but the ending was corny as hell from what I could remember, sort of cringe-worthy. It had a whole 80s anti-nuclear weapons plot to it that probably seemed topical to them at the time but made the film seem instantly…

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