On another note, what is the least annoying group of musical purists? Bluegrass purists? Ska purists? Memphis Soul purists?

If a Hard Rock Cafe somewhere in the world hadn't bought that memorabilia up already it probably wasn't worth that much. I mean, even Hard Rock Cafe-Pigeon Forge, Hard Rock Cafe-Guam, or Hard Rock Cafe-Asuncion, Paragury weren't that hard up for stuff.

Ever get the feeling that you've been cheated?

Do they ever!

The only way that would work would be Song of the South re-imagined as a satirical hip-hopera and indictment of the evils and failed promises of the Reconstruction Era South.

When I was a little kid I loved the opening of Scrooged with Lee Majors so much, that I imagined my own full-length version of The Night the Reindeer Died in my head. It was basically Die Hard meets Rambo at the North Pole, but I really wished that was an actual movie at age 9.

Jetpacks, helicopters, cars going off cliffs, and bar fights!

Considering Santa Clarita is right next to Six Flags Magic Mountain(and also that's the only thing I remember about Santa Clarita)—I hope this show has tons of shots of exciting roller coaster action and maybe even a little Lex Luthor: Drop of Doom thrown in. Santa Clarita is apparently huge(over 200,000 people) but…

1991 really was a year of really BIG albums being released(and big tours). For a number of notable bands of the late 80s or 90s—it was their commercial peak or reaching or concluding the biggest popular phase of their careers(REM, Metallica, Guns 'N Roses, U2, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and then the upstart Seattle…

I bet Clyde Frog or whatever his name is happy about this.

Those Tina Fey American Express card commercials are just okay.

In the original version of the script though, Pryor runs down the street on fire after baking some cookies, it's played for slapsticky laughs.

C'mon man, that plastic bag was just floatin' all over the place!

What, was Vince Neil not good enough?

"Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone…" *burp*

He's a real maverick.

She's besmirched the good name of tequila!

Yeah, there's still a lot of public housing in Alphabet City. There's also couple public housing complexes in the middle of Chelsea that are basically completely surrounded by gentrification that are pretty stark reminders of the divide of New York.

Kazuko Kurosawa is a class act.

Actually a show about one those remaining public housing projects in the middle of Manhattan(some entirely surrounded by or just down the block from high-end gentrification) would be sort of interesting.