Not even Cape Breton would take her, and they'll take anyone right now.

Funny enough, the people I know of personally who are the biggest Trump supporters all have pretty good jobs and nice sized homes in the suburbs and lots of toys. The people who aren't working and who don't have much hope for a job in the future are fairly apolitical. If anything this election was the same urban vs.…

Did they really spend a lot of time on transgendered rights as issue during the election? If so, I didn't hear it. The tribes that cared about that particular issue knew which way they'd vote long before the election.

With a sassy penguin as the best friend.

I knew someone who worked in Antarctica for year, and when I asked him what it was like, he said, "A whole lot of drinking. And a whole lot of masturbation."

So Melissa McCarthy is okay?

I've been to countries in Asia where dogs are consumed, and the general take-away I got was that a lot of the younger generation I spoke to found it to be a sort of out-of-date custom and it was mostly something that either some of the older generation would partake in or eaten very rarely(or among poorer people…

I love duck, but I wonder how much of that is because it's more of a rarity for me to obtain(it's expensive at markets or a seasonal dish)—just like rabbits, which my wife claims is no better than chicken, but just hard to find.

Yes, octopuses are brilliant…in my ceviche!

Mobb Deep - Hell on Earth

Maui Wowie would've been a good title.

All I know is the Tang Dynasty got a lot of tail.

Well, a white British guy did invent Jelly Babies.

Chinese invented the toothbrush during the Tang Dynasty.

This show is going to take a few seasons before they start the reveal the real villains behind the creation of all the robots…Kraftwerk!

Because you're a nice guy and she'd probably need to sit down and rest after an long audition. Yes, I understand.

Han's first ship was the Millenium Falco, made the Kessel Run to Vienna in under zwölf parsecs.

So 1990 is Total Recall, 1991 is T2 or Point Break, 1992 is probably Hard Boiled. By 1993 though and further on, it's hard to say what's going to be covered, though I'll be interested to see.

I loved Moonraker as a kid because it's literally one crazy action sequence after another with just enough of a slim plot to move Bond around the world and then into space. I don't think Bond goes more than five minutes in the film before someone is trying to kill him no matter where he goes(which isn't new, but he's…

The Living Daylights needed a better final villain and the Afghanistan scenes start to drag on. The first half of the film though is one of the most taut and serious straight-ahead spy flicks of any Bond film. I dig the Cold War-stuff, Bond in Eastern Europe, Bond as a tough assassin. I guess everyone who plays…