"Well, everyone knows Nico died after having had sex with most of the rock stars of those years and becoming a fat junkie. What this film presupposes is… maybe she didn't."

I've never actuallly seen a Madea film, but if I start with Boo! A Madea Halloween, will I understand what's going on in the series or do I need to study the mythology and arc of the Madea series before I watch this one?

That Black Jeopardy sketch was the funniest and most relevant thing I've seen on SNL in a while.

Clown Shoes "Tramp Stamp Belgian IPA"

The Halloween stores where I live don't have those costumes, due to political correctness, they're only allowed to carry costumes for historically white American or European archtypes. Except for Aladdin costumes.

His 15 minutes must be up if I can't even get the name right!

So I guess suddenly Ken Bones isn't the hottest costume idea this year anymore.

Yeah, we've got 'em in the same warehouse with all those Richmeister and Mr. Peepers costumes.

And then the rest of the last two seasons is just gratuitous nudity.

Yeah, I think we all did.

Was Sinbad Persian? I always thought he was just a fictional Arab character based on his origins in the Abbasid period in Baghdad, though I not super up to date on Sinbad mythology.

Works every time.

The real enemy was water pollution all along!

Fish, eels, sharks, octopus, crabs, lobsters…the ending is an underwater orgy.

There are two rules to remember if you want to have a good time watching a Star Wars prequel:

So to cast this accurately they'll need actors of Arab or at least other Middle Eastern or Eastern Mediterranean ethinities, but I'm guesssing probably a Hemsworth and some Brits will get the roles.

I just started making jokes to complete strangers and asking "Can you please give me an upvote?"

Even Hot Pie?

In super HD…with smell-o-vision!

A 400 pound guy named Sergey in a St. Petersburg basement