I like rhum agricole from Martinique, which is kind of an interesting variety of rum.

The Nobel Prize in Chemistry or Spitting Hot Fire

Freedom of Speech is all about verbal diarrhea, didn't those kids learn anything from The People Vs. Larry Flynt?

♪♫And the Frito thunder rolls ♪♫

Change the station to station.

Yeah, he's got the vulgarity and anti-establishment streak of a Dangerfield character but none of the fun charm or wit.

Articles about Trump are getting to the point for me where they're not funny or enraging or interesting, but just sort of sad. The existence of this man and the details of his life just depresses me, and the fact that a segment of Americans picked this guy to be their savior…. just sad. I mean a real life Mr.…

I'd love to buy that werid sofa, just so when people were in my living room and asking where I got that, I could say in a faux-Euro trash accent, "Ah, yes, that is David Bowie's sofa."

Audrey Hepburn in her prime could take out both, hell of a right hook.

a celebrity nightmare clinic where famous people try to overcome their darkest fears

Well, it's Seattle, it'd probably be the curse of the halibut or salmon or something.

Why so harsh? Someone has to care what happens to missing white women and children.

Death: "I'm not messing with Leonard Cohen, that guy scares me. Are there any Gibb brothers left?"

You know nothing Lucca Quinn..

Oh, so she must not go to beach in France then.

So does she go topless when in France?

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines is a Charlies Angels-style series about a rich tycoon and his gang of female crime-solving agents.

Don't worry Turks and Caicos, Canada is still interested in that plan to annex you as an 11th province.

If he was so smart he would've predicted the correct winners in 2010.

Mini-sausages at four in the afternoon? Wow, I've truly wasted my life, I had no idea people lived like that!