"5 Stars - Best Stones album since Some Girls!" - Every Rolling Stone review of every Rolling Stones album since Steel Wheels.

Clint Eastwood called my uncle "a damn dirty son-of-a-bitch" when he complained about his hamburger at Clint's Hogs Breath Inn in Carmel circa 1987.

E-40's raps are much better than his line of fortitied wines:

Silver Gropings Playbook was a solid B.

Bitcoin: The Movie! - It's a wild ride that has it's ups and downs.

The other reviews I read made it sound fairly good. I guess my interest to see this movie and moral obligation to avoid this movie mean that I'll end up watching it, just probably won't pay to watch it. Maybe an inflight movie in a few months.

Asshole makes okay movie, news at 11.
I'll probably see it on Netflix in a year.

You did your term paper on The Great Mouse Detective 2: Ratigan's Revenge? That's awesome!

Trump's core base, the red staters and hardcore right-wing or rural voters aren't going to leave him at this point. Even if he was to murder someone, they'd just be like—"So? At least he's not Killary. Benghazi! Emails!"

Yeah, that's what they said at the first Battle of Bull Run!
But it's not what they said at the second Battle of Bull Run.

"You're Pretty Good Looking (For A Girl Who Isn't My Daughter)"

Icky Trump

Well, which guy wrote Kokomo?

Melania Trump in 'Logjammin': "You must be here to fix the cable."

Yeah, I hung out with my grandpa at the VFW in Florida and all the stories from the navy guys were about getting VD on shore leave in Hong Kong and Singapore back in the 50s.

See, now we're talking.

"I'm sorry I have to relieve you of all your food stamps, but I already pay a really high tax rate, ha ha!"

Barb is a young Conan O'Brien.

Yeah, much better than that Lynyrd Snickers bar.

Robin and His Several Other Hoods