I want the future and I want it now!

Forget about AI and tiny phones that track everything I do, I want a flying car! You call this a future?

Canada is basically a very polite USA at this point with a few British pronunciations/spellings. England is England, people are witty, have some fun with their words. I've never found the English in London or other cities to be terribly polite as it is, though it varies across the country.

Apologizing? You're probably thinking of Canada.

Didn't they already do that as a porn parody?

"Soary, I tried to blow up the parliament, so soary."

FAWKIN' TRANSFORMAHS WAS BETTER THAN THAT FAWKIN VEE FAH VENDATTAH QWEAH

"Piss off you wanker!" *vomits*

It was originally called Gunpowder Treason Day and commemorated the execution of a failed political assassin, but yes there's fireworks so it's basically the Fourth of July.

I'd keep pumping those stupid shoes up, thinking it'd make a difference. It didn't, but you'd just try it again spending even more time pumping them up.

It's time to party, party, let's comment and party on this AV Club party and have a party! Party, upvote this party, party hard, Disqus party!

Yeah lots of PG-films from the 70s and early 80s that would've been PG-13 later on. Airplane has nudity, oral sex jokes, drug references (though they edited some of that out when it was on TV years later, though it's just PG from it's original rating).

Sixteen Candles was released in May 1984 before the PG-13 rating was started in July 1984, the violence of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was the reason they created PG-13.

By the mid-80s things were getting a little tamer, the hero usually just walked in accidentally to see women taking a shower or getting out of a lake naked.

To add to the confusion what is called callaloo is also different in other parts of the Carribbean. In Jamaica they actually use callaloo leaf. In Trinidad they use okra and taro to make stews they call callaloo.

I think there was still some breasts in European Vacation, though PG-13 in the 80s allowed that.

He has a pond and a pool, pond would be good for you.

I had a bunch of those glasses you mention but they were all broken in kitchen accidents before long. They shattered so easily from what I remember.

You should be yelling at the "90s kids" who were born in 1998!

Hockey really was so much better pre-90s expansion era. Scoring and fights went way down by the mid-90s.