I guess I would've been just slightly older than the core demographic for the "Golden Age" of Nickelodeon, but I never really watched any of it. In the 80s, all I remember was occasionally seeing Double Dare, by the time I had cable in the early 90s around the start of middle school(like age 11 or so), I was more…

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon…

So basically the story of Ireland?

Stay tuned for the prequel series about Aquaman's great uncle, he inspires Aquaman's dad to some day become a lighthouse keeper. But first he has to run a seafood market.

"You know in 15 years, you're going to be playing soccer with your tits. What do you think of that?"

It's just not chow fun around here anymore.

You're really gonna want to skip the "Dark Side of Her Moon" episode.

Season 1 Episode 4: "Wish You Weren't Here" - David has a crazy lady in his bed from the night before who won't leave his hotel room.

Elena Ferrante?

Don't be Sicily, I'm sure they're Sardinia about that one.

What happens in Jamaica often doesn't stay in Jamaica.

Well, I didn't get dressed up in lederhosen and bring my giant snark stein for nothing…

Man, poor Tiffany Trump, she never even gets mentioned…

Dirty Batdancing

Well, that basically consisting of going down to the known spots and talking to the old worn out regulars. Since they didn't really have any cause to arrest them at the moment, though they had arrested them in the past plenty of times, and they all knew each other on a first name basis at that point.

I did a police ride-along for a project in college, and the cops were like, "Well what kind of action do you want to see? We can go mess with hookers or do you want us to go roll by the crackhouse?" We basically responded to a bunch of shoplifting calls and drunk old guys but then there was a gang shooting(no one…

But then just wait until the hunted becomes the hunter.

He's on a deadly mission right now for the CIA.

Yeah, I should have a lot of shit that I don't have… I don't even have physical space in my home to keep as many DVDs or films in a physical format that I'd like to watch.

Oh shit, hopefully Trailer Park Boys is still available!
*Checks Netflix*
Yup, still there…I was stressed for a second.