Should've prayed harder!

I didn't actually read the article but I'm going to imagine this is about a couple of centaurs who end up enlisting in the French Foreign Legion.

If Gilliam doesn't finally make this you know some Hollywood exec will pitch some Don Quixote reboot/franchise where there's an origin story where he starts off young and then two films later he's finally a crazy old man.

I don't always make films based on 17th Century Spanish novels but when I do…

I just saw that movie on Cinemax 25 years ago!

Donald Trump? The old 1980s real estate mogul? Heh, what's that guy been up to lately? Forgot about him…

The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull took many forms…none of which however was the form of an actual good movie.

Lazenby's genius agent told him that James Bond would be considered archaic in the 1970s and wouldn't last, so he might as well just do one film as Bond and move on.

Lyrics…who the fuck reads them?

His arteries are clogged with meatball parm heros on a last chance power drive.

I tried that out last time I was in New York and just hit an Albanian-run pizza joint.

Also, a CVS Pharmacy!

Only yourself.

Well, it's not as bad as that Georgian Simpsons ripoff.

Wow, that sounds great!

If I drive five minutes from where I live in NE Portland I every other person I see is probably Hispanic or Asian(and a lot of blacks) if I drive five minutes the other direction it's basically all white. If I go to the mall in Beaverton the demographics look like California though. Inner SE Portland is probably…

Years ago there was a big controversy on N Mississippi in Portland when gentrification was about to take off about a new mixed-use condo/apartment building being built there. The primary opponents were the anarchists who ran the anarchist bookstore and lived in the rundown house that was an anarchist collective and…

That's true of almost the entire Western US outside a handful of cities basically though. With the exception being parts of California.

The Census lets people self-identify their race/ethnicity obviously. I'm half-Mexican and considered white, but my mother wouldn't be considered white by anyone in this country.

It's the 20th whitest state in the Union, so it qualifies as very, very white.