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I only trust psychics with Jamaican accents.

I liked the sequel Billion Dollar Babies more.

Guy lives in New Mexico, lots of chilis down there.

A novel I haven't even thought up a plot for or even began to even think about writing will be finished before Winds of Winter though.

I got a Community notification for this?

It could even been three headlines if one was really stretched thin.

I'll have your money next week, I promise!
Oh wait…you're not my bookie.

Life is a highway, I want to ride it…until I find an off ramp.

shoot hot plasma from their rectums

I'll have the shrimp and grits.

It was a documentary on Herman Cain's failed 2012 bid for the presidency.

Anthony Bourdain: Gnome Reservations

It's got a jaunty little beat to it.

Gnome Country For Old Men

Wuthering Heights is a sexy sitcom!

"You're tellin' me this guy gets off on pretending to be an architect or marine biologist?"

I had to Google that…I would've been in the right age range to enjoy that when it came out, but I missed it at the time. I might not have even had much Internet access though at that point in my life(I never heard of the book either though).

Legally on television in the US—but if we filmed and broadcast it in it in say…Belarus? Well, anything goes over there!

This show is really disappointing. To really be a ninja warrior one should have to prove their abilities in throwing poison shurikens to take out guards or killing a daimyo with a spear by hiding under their toilet.