If Trump is president, it'll be Russian food that'll be served.

"Yeah, c'mon now, lay off him, he's doing a good job." - Charles Lindbergh, 1939

That list of credits is insane, I looked on IMDB and for basically most of my life there was some movie or show(or even video game) that I was watching that year that had Jon Polito in it.

Michael McDonald is the glue that binds the world together

distilling ELO, AC/DC, and Bruce Hornsby

Who is the droid, that would risk his neck for his brother droid…

I've had black cars, black R2 units, black whatevers—let me tell you folks, no one knows black R2s better than I do. I've got the classiest R2s in the galaxy, believe me, you're going to be amazed, I'm going to make them the deal of a lifetime.

No one is addressing the real issue, a black R2 unit would be a pain in the ass to keep clean and polished, you'd see every scratch and piece of space dust that was on it. I've got a black car, believe me, you park it under a tree, you see every drop of sap on it…

Heh, I was just about to write the exact same quote.

Yeah, I'll occasionally hear people in BC say things like "Check it oat"(instead of out), but a lot of younger people in Western Canada have way less of that accent than Ontario. To the point that the accent in Washington State vs. BC isn't that much different a lot of times when you're talking to people of my…

My grandma(also a Depression-era kid) came to visit me years ago and in the course of a week had a collection of muffins and fruit from hotel breakfasts, airplane peanuts, saltine crackers and so more that she'd been hoarding at every chance she had on her trip.

And here I was giving my leftovers to the homeless like a sucker!

All I can say is that is OJ is pretty plain,
You don't like my point of view,
You think that I'm insane.

It's weird to think that Kathleen Hanna is married to a Beastie Boy—and he's going to be 50 in a couple months.

Fatwa Attraction

Fatwa in a little coat…

Strong Belwas!

Murd'r The Lady Wroteth

John Adams: Mummy Slayer

Another film in the Die Hot series? I lost interest after A Good Day To Die Hot, but rebooting it with Hathaway seems like a novel concept.