Sounds like someone needs a trip to Kühlungsborn Beach.

Dancing Ninja? The Christmas Consultant?

I felt the same way after ditching 95% of all comment sections on the Internet.

For some reason I thought Harambe was the capital of Zimbabwe, and was confused why people were talking about it so much.

That joke is a blues standard at this point, everyone covers it.

To be fair, Howlin' Wolf once dropped out of directing a Blind Lemon Jefferson documentary back in the old days, so this tradition goes back a long time in the blues.

Ray Romano would be better in the Travolta role.

Having it be a "Latin" gang (if it's Chicago it could be Puerto Rican or Mexican) changes it a bit from being South Boston-set with Irish gangsters and cops and politicians. The Departed was basically the Whitey Bulger story crossed with Infernal Affairs.

He tells that one to all the ladies.

She has now been Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed for the future.

In Murphy's Law his dead ex-wife was a stripper! Nothing like Death Wish, completely different concept!

How about the 1986 action/thriller starring Charles Bronson?

If you remember french fries in the Sixties you weren't really there, man!

Yeah, I rarely eat fast food, except for road trips and morning hikes when I stop to fuel up with a couple McMuffins.

I thought that character was only in the books!

Nothing will prepare you for a ton of full frontal White Walker nudity.

He's a captain and veteran in the fire department. Base salary for a NYC fire captain(which requires years of experience and just below battalion chief) is $108,244.

I hope he talks about boogie in your butt

Keyzer Soze is a character in The Usual Suspects.

That episode was great for how quickly Newman was ready to devolve into cannibalism.