Apparently the most "punk" bands were the weird pre-punk garage rock ones that were doing their own weird thing like The Monks, but they weren't "punk" either since there wasn't any punk rockers around to judge them as being "punk" until long after they broke up.

It was either that or Spin, those were the first two Google results.

Yeah, and half of the bands that were originally in the "punk" scene at CBGB's were too weird and arty and not fast and simple enough to be considered punk rock by modern standards.

Oh, it gets worse:

Black Flag wasn't punk because they grew their hair out and starting playing Sabbath-influenced metal.

"Looks like a hitchhiker with a guitar, eh!"

The Last Virtual Reality of Temptation of Christ is still way too controversial for release.

"You thought I was dead under that pier…hrrrm…actually I just lost the other half of my face…hrrrmm."

The remake police
They live inside of my head
The remake police
They come to me in my bed
The remake police
They're coming to remake Ben Hur and Point Break
Oh no…

Adam really did ruin everything, including those ads!

We have a tradition of Jumanji? Do I get a day off for this or something?

Hansen Vs. Predator Vs. Alien Vs. Roe Vs. Wade Vs. Kramer Vs. Kramer Vs. Godzilla — It's an intergalactic battle royale for the ages!

That's called the 7-11 near my house.

That was basically the title of Donald Trump's speech today.

Also, they seriously misused that robot dog to attack suspects later found to be innocent.

This sounds like a really good idea for a film…in 1989.

Con Air works because it's basically an action-comedy. Nicolas Cage as a hillbilly, Steve Buscemi is the world's most reasonable serial killer, John Malkovich as John Malkovich—it's great fun.

Back in the 70s we had method actors, they've would've never gone for faking it.

A bitch opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the bitch who knocks!

naked, covered in cake and laughing like maniacs