And in Hawaii people are still just slowly getting out of bed!

He calls that one the "Rag Doll." Diddy-adda-doody-boobity-bo!

Close Encounters of the Inaccurate Kind

You know when it's really never Toronto? In the NHL playoffs, ha…

*Vietnam angrily tweets Tyler Perry's address*

Stand By Me—I saw this initially when I was much younger than the main characters(my mom loved the film and thought it was a good movie for my brother and I to watch with her). Watching it again though much later in life, I realize how well it captured the feeling of that last summer before high school when you're…

'Which Seinfeld Character would Ryan play?'

If I've ever end up extremely rich, the first thing I'm doing is buying an Aston Martin DB5.

It's the "Account is Private - Deal With It" crowd.

Lot of vampires these days in…Bakersfield.

At the start of the series he's just a Greasy Sax Kid but we see him go through Greasy Sax Puberty and his Greasy Sax Teenage years before going to Greasy Sax College and finally becoming a Greasy Sax Man.

The year is 2037, and it's 2017 week at the AV Club and time to revisit the classic films of that year like Power Rangers, Baywatch, Spiderman: Homecoming, and Smurfs: The Lost Village.

That woman was a saint!

I guess it would have to be set in the past since coastal real estate prices are so high in Santa Carla(Santa Cruz) these days that the vampires had to move to the San Joaquin Valley.

At Aerosmith's peak in the mid-70s, their most hard rocking stuff was pretty good heavy blues rock(though too much bluesy boogie to be metal). Like sort of in the same genre as Thin Lizzy or early AC/DC(though I'll take those two bands over Aerosmith).

It got me through Nevada in record time!

Bing a bong bing a bong a bong Biscayne Bay?

Maybe they can replace Aerosmith with the wholesome antics and scat lyrics of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

The first two Naked Gun films were pretty damn good.

Geez, what is he, a mountain lion or something?