At a minimum he'll have to start saying 'hermano' rather than 'brother'.

I remember all those offensive tweets Benito Mussolini encouraged against King Zog I of Albania. Poor King Zog, he had to delete his Twitter account and flee into exile eventually.

I've never seen this movie all the way through nor will I ever sit down and watch the entirety of it. I've seen bits and pieces of it on basic cable for years now—maybe watch like 20 minutes out of curiosity, and that's basically the extent of it. I'll be flipping channels and Samuel L Jackson and Keenan Thompson…

Donner House Party — This summer Kid 'N Play are on the menu…for fun!

There will be a guy in a werewolf mask there for the first two weeks who will then mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again.

I just heard he was a runaway.

I keep telling you, Del Shannon died 26 years ago!

The Illuminati was really bored this week.

New fanbase? Did you watch David Cross do standup over a decade ago during the early stages of the Bush Administration? This is the sort of material he's been doing since the early 2000s(or before) as far as I remember.

Real liars don't admit when they're caught lying. That's what losers do, I like winners who get away with lies. Sad!

I just saw a new episode where elane buy's a digetal camera for george and jery starts using internet

It's like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…you know what I'm trying to say.

Andy Kaufman didn't die, he hid out in rural Washington State for some years, met a kid named Kurt Cobain and decided he'd play bass in a little band called Nirvana.

Coen Brothers I wouldn't consider journeyman directors, they're auteurs for the most part, they've wrote most of their films going back 30 years, they're kind of their own cottage industry, rather than just taking whatever the studios give them.

That's funny, I watched with my dad too(I was about 10) right when it was released on cable and we had the same reaction. He thought it would be like Beverly Hills Cop or 48 Hours, but within about the first twenty minutes we realized it was a much different type of film. I watched again years later and enjoyed it.

So do we still have directors like this guy? Talented journeyman directors who make everything from enjoyable comedies to dark dramas and horror films with occasional big hits and bombs dispersed throughout your resume over 50 years? There's been a few old directors like this recently who upon their passing I…

Boy, I'd hate to be that Truman Capote guy right now!

I had to look that one up, but it's about Jon Bon Jovi becoming the coach of a women's hockey team.

I think pre-Tarrantino the studios didn't know how to market movies like that—I remember the ad campaign as a kid—-they made it look like a fun action-comedy like Midnight Run.

*Robert Evans kicks a wall*