She didn’t shit the bed. The 50 year old with decades of substance abuse that frequently caused blackouts did it.

If you’re just going to be this lazy, why even try at all?

“Like most sociopaths, Elizabeth has the ability to appear like a normal, charming person, when in reality, as the world now knows, she is a liar who committed fraud against investors, clients, pharmaceutical companies, patients, etc. She lied and falsified legal documents to get money to keep her company going, and…

And even some of them said she sucks and you shouldn't believe her!

The patients who testified against Elizabeth Holmes are on public record. The NYTimes did not bother to interview them for this “unbiased” profile sourced by her family and friends. What a joke.

No, it is weird and fitting for the New York Times to produce a ham fisted profile for people who like to pretend that they are clever. The article was no more than a bad “on one hand and on the other hand” college essay. It is in no way relevant that she is a mother. That she cares for her dog does not give any…

“I worked my way through a list of Ms. Holmes’s friends, family and longtime supporters, whom she and Mr. Evans suggested I speak to.”

It’s amazing what little research the NY Times author put behind her article other than speaking with “Friends of Liz Holmes” (which sounds like a PAC running ads).

LOL SEE IT’S VERY FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE HAVE CULTURAL NAMES THAT ARE DIFFERENT THAN MINE LOL LOL LOL VERY FUNNY INDEED HAHAHA SO SMART ON THE INTERNET ZING!!!!!

Man, she really went all in on pretending to be Spanish with those kids' names.

I, too, would be bitter about other people talking about their sex lives if my beady-eyed husband who thinks I should be on Ozempic wasn’t attracted to me. 

Then don’t click on links where celebrities talk about their sex lives. Self-control is the first step toward self-respect.

Because I find him obnoxious. And relatively toxic. That’s all.

This is super sad. I think Amber was pretty talented. It just goes show how dumb the average American is and how much misogyny this is to keep fighting against. Depp was clearly the abuser in their relationship and used his power and influence to try and destroy a woman half his age. I hope Amber can take a break and…

He’s a wife beater. 

Now if Depp could just disappear from public life as well.

Not that it will matter, but I will never give a single dollar to anything Johnny Depp is in or part of or can benefit from in any way. He and his rabid online fanbase are worthless trash.

Non-Hispanic white people do not understand Hispanic people can also be white.

I’d like to address young Emily’s remark (“As old men on the internet are wont to do [he’s 65])“...

Jesus, this writing. I came in here to make a pretty milquetoast reaction I had already written in my head (“I’m not exactly an Alec Baldwin fan, but the man has been through some shit, so I’ll give him a pass on this.”). But this kind of column on an easily made mistake (he has seven children under ten and an adult…