American Pie is 24 years old. Best in Show 23.  Yeah, she’s been around for decades now. 

The Carrie Fisher item is wrong. Billie was talking about her aunts and uncle, Carrie’s siblings, not Billie’s own. Billie herself is an only child as far as I know. 

I am JUST FACTUALLY CORRECTING THE WORD BIOLOGICAL. AND I AGREE IT IS JUST AS HEINOUS.

You forgot Chloe Sevigny, born in central Mass.

What’s Woody’s defense? “I may have molested my biological child and statutorily raped my stepdaughter, but no one better call me a friend of Jeffrey Epstein’s!”

Jasmine Guy, Ronnie De Voe, Bobby Brown, Ricky Bell, Ralph Tresvant and Michael Bivins (New Edition) and Ziwe (Fumudoh). All from Massachusetts. All stylish AF.

“No one from Massachusetts is ever going to be a style icon” you say?

Maybe Affleck and Pitt could comment on the accuracy of Goop candle smells....but then again, they probably wouldn’t kiss and tell like a classless person would.

That is the Republican woman mantra, they never think the leopards are going to eat their faces.

Is Tucker’s wife Susan in a Melania Trump type of marriage agreement where she cleans up if they split in exchange for giving him an air of legitimacy and preventing people from thinking he’s a creepy weirdo? Or is she choosing to live a Flowers in the Attic type of living situation where she doesn’t read the news or…

Women who work at a network that has been built around misogyny and the mistreatment of women are suddenly shocked to find misogyny and the mistreatment of women at said network.

Before this ruling, Harlow defended keeping Lanez on a remix of Harlow’s track “What’s Poppin’” even after the shooting and suggested that Lanez wasn’t the one who shot Megan. Harlow told Rolling Stone last year, “It doesn’t feel right as a grown man to speak for other grown men all the time. … One thing’s for sure,…

Do. And as we all know, once someone makes the slightest bit of nominal effort to gesture towards these things, it is wholly unfair to discuss it with anything but unqualified praise. Especially when that effort is being sold for the person’s benefit.

so we DO or DON’T want men in power positions whose voices are heard by millions to speak out about these things...?

Cats was amazing to watch while high. It’s terrible, an awful movie, but being high as fuck made the experience way more fun than trying to do that one sober.

Please explain to me why the FUCK it’s YET AGAIN a woman’s responsibility to speak out instead of...I don’t know...the dude at the center of the shit-show???

I think putting Hilaria’s birth name in parentheses is a shite thing to do. I’m not enamored of her, but people have a right to be called by the name they choose. 

“It probably doesn’t help that “Dogg” isn’t his real last name … You see “Hogan” on a résumé and you say “damn, I am absolutely not going to say anything about this person’s father,” but you see “Broadus” and you might not even clock it.”

Don’t click on the Daily Fail! I did it for you!

“Lust on the Dust” is pretty good on acid. Also “Brazil”. This is a pretty idiosyncratic subject.