sex-shaming, very cool

This isn’t even Ross-Rachel-Julie.

Folks rag on her, but Madonna still is the 5th highest grossing touring artist of all time (and the highest grossing woman). She has an audience of literal millions in-person to whom to pump out a message. This is a textbook “use your powers for good” scenario.

Your summation seems good for about 6 months of daily Jezebel posts :D

Speaking of Drag Race alumn! BenDeLaCreme was on The Daily Show recently discussing this ban. She’s speaks so thoughtfully and articulately on what’s happening and does it with such grace (and also looking incredible). A must watch!

She & Julia Fox are pros at being half naked in public and boring AF at the same time. The only thing I remember Emrata doing is being Affleck’s character’s side piece in Gone Girl.

Emrata’s skill is keeping herself in the news even though she doesn’t actually do anything newsworthy. I mean, she’s hot and she likes to show off her body, but that seems to be the whole of it. But if I could get paid to do what she does, then I would keep at it too.

Wasn’t she the one who recently posted the nekkid pics of her and Eric Andre? I thought she was dealing with him...I feel like I need a flowchart to keep up with who’s doing who anymore.

This is not exactly Elizabeth Taylor-Eddie Fisher-Debbie Reynolds 

jfc can we go one week without hearing about Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles or Emily Ratjkowski.

This is no Scandoval. No body cares. Not even Olivia Wilde.

This could have all been avoided if they had kissed someplace indoors away from the cameras the way that most famous people who want to keep their relationships and dalliances secret do.  But that wouldn’t get any publicity, so...

Cats also deserve better in this case.

The kids exist solely as a prop.

“If you use the name of your pet or child as part of your password, please change your pet or child’s name at least once a year.”

“I’m sorry, your name is... Y?”

This is child abuse.

Trump wants a perp walk; therefore, I would send SEAL Team 6 to swoop in and whisk him away in a windowless cargo van at 2:30 a.m.

I’m sure it’ll be out of the grays soon enough, but I’m not gonna be the one to do it. I hate to break it to you, but whatever minority is being affected by the current bullshit are Americans. If someone goes after trans people, disabled people, gay people, women, etc, it might be a distraction to you but I assure you…

Conservatives: Don’t tell us what to teach our kids!