Emotional support animals are nonsense.  Take a Xanax like the rest of us.

Yeah, we still had 78s in the house and my first record player only played 45s. The first time I tried a Walkman with a cassette tape blew my mind.

Yeah, we still had 78s in the house and my first record player only played 45s. The first time I tried a Walkman…

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother