Luckily for me the Echo officially launched in Canada today and I received mine yesterday. I just told Alexa to set me a reminder to revisit this thread in 5 years haha.

Sorry. It’s hard to focus with her eyes going all rogue and shit.

Tell me more about this musical car

“They call him “Dr. Manhattan” ‘cause he got disintegrated in a freak accident. I prefer people who didn’t get disintegrated, let me tell ya.”

Fake news. Manhattan is total fraud... A phony. He made a tremendous failure out of protecting New York. Sad. He couldn’t even keep his girlfriend. What an insult to #bluelivesmatter.

“You know what I like.”

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Any team that tries him out is going to like the way he looks, I guarantee it.

Title Nein

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Some consider it an honor to die by fireman’s harikari.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”

The exclusion of any Run The Jewels song disappoints me. “Early” in particular is an excellent candidate.