tonycontento
Tony Contento
tonycontento

Backers need to stop being upset about failed kickstarter projects. Games are HARD to make. Hard hard hard super duper hard, they fail all the time with much bigger budgets. Bad games are hard to make, a good game is almost a miracle. Kickstarters are not preorders.

All my female companions are in their skivvies because I have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.

Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.

Prime is amazing and it’s definitely worth $99 (or 49 if you’re a student FYI).

I’m not going to lie.... scrolling down through the comments without context I simply read that comment in a valley girl voice and went “huh”

Back in my day we called it doin’ the hibbedy dibbedy

“Did the old slap and tickle with?”

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost

I dunno man, she should be allowed to use her computer to skype her grandkids and post embarrassing messages to her children’s FB walls without having to understand P2P torrenting, IP masking, etc.

I remember when I was reading up on Pathfinder and I discovered that the designers of that game had already planned for this eventuality with an item called a “potion sponge”.

I think he was Cobra Commander's private jet or something?

Skyrim. Time played: 5,233 hours. Amount completed: EVERYTHING.

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

Actually if you clicked it 100 times he would get no stars :D

First comedy and now this. When will Family Guy stop ruining things.

Because you hoard all the women killer..

I sing the first part to my son and he whispers back “a giant woman”

You do know that Adams co-wrote the screenplay before he died, right?