They had someone document all the parts inside the machine and the BIOS has been released. 

<Looks at sink> You’re not a clean person. You should be embarrassed by both your sink and the fact you didn’t just use a Brillo pad.

<Looks at sink> You’re not a clean person. You should be embarrassed by both your sink and the fact you didn’t just u…

No Pics It did not happen.

Stay around here long enough and you’ll find Gizmodo to be a paradise. 

You got shared to Kotaku. We’re in a war with Gizmodo to see who has the worst comments section.

There are no gerrymandered Senate districts. In fact, there are no Senate districts.

It plays into the insecurities of a certain small subset of Tesla owners, I think.

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

I seriously doubt the average ICE fire is tying up a fire engine for an hour, however.

Then it’s a good thing that occurrence is 5 times lower:

Lenders probably looked at the books, did the math, realized that the store would still be profitable if vulture capitalists hadn’t drowned the damn company in debt, and figured trying to revive it would make more money than just scrapping the whole thing...

Brought to you by Bain Capital.

I’m surprised the officer in the picture wasn’t also on his mobile phone while on the computer, both which of course are illegal in my state but hey, because cops, they’re above all laws, so I guess it’s okay.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

“In addition, there aren’t nearly enough roads to carrier our cars to our customers, therefore, we will immediately begin construction of a new national highway system.”

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Yeah, I read that line and thought “if you’re using the Klobb, you’re losing with the Klobb”.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

You ever work in a factory?

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.