Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

But not you! You see through the veil and you are enlightened!

We went from “LeBron James is a Cocksucker” to “Look at this dunk LeBron almost did!” so fast I barely even noticed.

Like so many other things about bees, it’s perfectly logical that it works this way. Drones (males) are big and offer very little other than stud services to a queen, which she doesn’t actually need all that often. That they should die once they’ve served their single purpose in life is perfection by evolution.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Worst “Jeopardy” answer ever:

Legal advice:

What if they had a single elimination tournament for the final seed but, hear me out, it was entertaining as hell?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

I was at an ostensible Islanders bar last night, with about 15 TVs in the place, and only one screen—one of the smaller ones—had the Islanders-Oilers game on.

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

I sincerely hate this continuing series of posts and I hope that GRRM dies, decades from now, without ever releasing the final book just to deeply upset you all.

hmm

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

This is true in all the other events too, right? Wasn’t there an article here about a cross country skier who got carried on the shoulders of his competitors after he finished in twice the time of the victor? I remember in past Winter Olympics rich folks representing Dominica and places like that?

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

And you can tell what accent they are trying out in a verbal apology.

Nope. Football is doomed. Not enough parents will let their child play tackle football. It will take a generation but it is done. Think about all the old players from the 70's and 80's that can barely function today. Offensive linemen back then were like 285 pounds. I remember it being big news when the Cowboys in the…