“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

The ref waited for him to get to four steps before he was forced to blow the whistle.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Breaking: In keeping with new technology, the Chargers have announced a new logo.

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Well at least we now have clear proof that he’s never been to Prague.

No wonder I can’t hear him when I call. I’m like Müller? Müller?

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

forever sowing troubles

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

The black kid in front of him did NOT seem to find that shit too fuckin’ funny.

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

At 61, Berman plans to rebrand himself as a millennial comedian who doesn’t work blue.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

McGee responded an hour later by insinuating that Shaq was a minstrel, and comparing him to Bert Williams, a black vaudeville entertainer who performed in blackface and played stereotypically degrading parts during his career.

It’s the alt-right sports version of the girl who sued UT Law School for affirmative action all the way to the Supreme Court even though she was way too dumb to gain entrance in any alternate universe.

Always an #isBriahannaJacksonelite truther.