Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

Maybe don’t encourage someone to actively make themselves less healthy and more likely to die young.

Those people, those are the ones who allow evil to exist.

Yup, the cut him some slacks pun...definitely haven’t seen or heard that one on essentially every article about Harbaugh on Deadspin.

Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

*Extremely smug early 2016 Bill Simmons voice* Yup, these are my readers.

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

I don’t know man. You hear a story like this and you just have to wonder how these burglars could be so gripped by that much economic anxiety.

This is absolutely shocking. I had no idea the Giants had a fullback.

Excellent selection and research. How do you get paid to go to reddit?

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.