hot take - they’re dogs, who cares. we have more important things to worry about than dead animals

these sort of ‘I’m so old’ articles are never interesting to readers. they’re almost as bad as articles waxing nostalgic about childhood TV shows or toys, etc

stick to sports

why is your wife’s opinion more important than the author of this piece’s?

I didn’t consider what? and how did you know I was gay?

this is the only possible answer. if it was anything more untoward we would have already heard about it and he wouldn’t be copping to it as quickly

I love how the girl goes over and they all ignore her and keep talking about sports. so universal

what the fuck is with the whiney defeatism plaguing deadspin writers recently? is there some sort of office pool going on?

lol

there’s literally no way to fix this in america, and I don’t even know if I want it to be fixed. I value kids having normal childhoods more than I value seeing the US do well at the world cup

more young americans feature in european leagues because most of the good americans go there. they’d be getting minutes in MLS too

>four different champions the past 5 years

‘I don’t like something therefore no one else should use it’

teachers would be the perfect ones to try to figure out who did it because they see their student’s handwriting so much

the ‘hoop-doer’ conceit is one of the least funny things I’ve seen on this site. don’t @ me!

owners have a lot more power to shape public opinion. all sports fandom is irrational anyway, none of it really makes sense when you think about it long enough

yet another reasons americans are the worst - we’re upset the USMNT might have to qualify for the WC via a playoff while there’s people like this who have to wait decades before seeing their team in the finals

Sane is german. deadspin’s soccer coverage remains an embarrassment

I think you missed the joke

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