I have to admit I don’t get Zoe Kravitz. It’s like people have just declared her a “star” but I have no idea why (other than her famous parents). 

There are some things I’ll never understand. This newfangled trend of lusting after an old, unreliable piece of crap car, that was completely lame even in its time, is one of those things. 

Breaking news: Person we don’t like used Government program...exactly as it was intended. 

Yes! He was the Jersey Shore before “The Jersey Shore”. The fact that you remember this guy and his episode makes me feel warm inside. 

To this day, my brothers and I will still leave voice messages like “THAT’S HOW YOU’RE GONNA COME OFF TO ME!? I’LL GUT YOU LIKE THE PIECE OF S THAT YOU ARE!”

Yup, everyone I know who has met him says he’s a nice guy. Not sure why Jezebel hates him so much.

Anyone else listening to Slate’s “Slow burn” podcast about David Duke? After Duke won a seat in the state legislature, lots of Republicans were “privately disgusted” and “privately disappointed” etc. But precious few ever said so publicly for fear of hurting the party. Some things never change. And incidents like this…

Teens have always been this way. I was this way too. The question is why is a company like Trader Joes totally capitulating to them? This is a highly paid PR exec and she can’t come up with a good reason why “Trader Jose’s” isn’t a horribly racist offense? 

The song will be forever stuck in my head. “Wish a story wishbone...”

Remember when Jenny Slate dated Chris Evans and everyone on Jezebel tripped over themselves to insist that she was the catch in the relationship and he was lucky to have her? That was more amusing than this movie seems. 

He was awesome in Platoon as Bunny. Yes he was a psychopath and he should not be emulated in any way, but when I was in Iraq, my friends and I would very jokingly quote him when he said “It’s like I told the Padre, I like it out here. Get to do what you want and nobody Fs with you.”

As soon as I saw the headline I wondered if it was “chronic lyme” and sure enough, it was. You’re absolutely right. The WNBA might not be handling this well from a PR standpoint, but from a scientific or medical standpoint, they are right.

What makes him a douche? Serious question. I know his marriage failed and he had addiction problems but I hear he’s actually a nice guy

Seriously, I don’t know what to make of these posts. Are they supposed to be funny? Irreverent? Just simply silly? Or are they supposed to be serious? What is the point? Where is any of this going?

Consumer Reports said this was a good car but I decided to go with an 85 LeBaron. It had a few more miles on it but the previous owner was Jon Voight. 

Ha and don’t forget the most underrated line: “I KNEW IT!” By Susan’s older aunt.

I disagree. You are very special. Everybody is special in their own way. Each of us has something unique and genuine to give to the world. Don’t be so hard on yourself. 

Unfortunately I can’t watch the clip it was blocked at work.

I thought he was hilarious as Ricky. Susan’s family was hilariously dysfunctional. That’s the episode where they find out the Father had an affair with John Cheever. I wish they had done more with Susan’s extended family. 

Can we also talk about frozen fish? People treat it with equal disdain, preferring to buy the stuff under the glass that appears “fresh”. Gordon Ramsey annihilates any Chef that dares to use frozen fish in a meal. The truth is that the frozen stuff is actually fresher because the stuff under the glass is usually just…