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“Dancing with the Stars”?! What’s that?! I’m way to cool to know what that is. It’s only been on the air for 15 years and I had no idea. Aren’t I hip?- Joan Summers

Holy cow she’s 50? That makes me feel old but also, she looks fantastic

This seems like it’s just the Jello No bake Oreo cake but with the added frustration of sourcing all the materials yourself. 

We went to a roller derby show in San Diego. Honestly, we were kind of underwhelmed. We were into the vibe of it, the people were really cool and it was fun to indulge the novelty of roller derby. But after about 15 minutes we were kind of bored. It’s kind of a boring sport to watch. They’re just skating around the

How would you describe the taste? I don’t like livers or pate because of the irony taste. I wouldn’t imagine hearts are irony, but how would you best compare the taste?

In business school I was annoyed at how many people kept bringing up Steve Jobs as the gold standard. I remember thinking “I don’t want to be him”, but feeling kind of ashamed. Like I didn’t have ambition. Then I read his daughter Lisa’s autobiography, and I discovered just what a nasty weirdo he actually was. I’d

Allison, someone posted this recipe to the “Baltimore Supper Club” group on Facebook. You should join.

I’m definitely not as knowledgeable as many of you about cars so this may seem ignorant. I’m only starting to truly learn about them. But I can’t shake the fact that Bentley’s resemble those old Chrystlers because of the grill. It totally ruined it for me. Not that I could afford this anyway, but still. 

“This isn’t actually Meghan McCain because she didn’t begin a single sentence with the words ‘my father’.”- Q Anon

“Hideous”. I see Gordon Ramsay use this word a lot. It seems like a very British word. Every time I hear it I think about how I should use it more in my own life. 

She seems horrible, but I’d rather the child have a chance with parents who are mature/ equipped to truly care for him.

I love Baltimore too Allison. I live a block from Fed Hill Park and for my money, that view over the Harbor is one of the best views of any American city, and I say this as someone who lived all over the world when I was a military officer.

Who sits around and worries that they may not be able to catch a re-run of “Night at the Museum”? 

Alleged creep? Yes. Alleged criminal? No. Let’s work on our nouns. 

“I’m sure our good friend Frederick Douglas will agree...”

I just checked with my high school history teacher, and it turns out that if we don’t vote, Trump can be reelected. I know electing someone else won’t solve all our problems, but I can’t help but feel like it might be a step in the right direction.

Yes, Matt Damon is a nice guy. Every server/ service industry person I’ve met who has ever run into him agrees. I’m not sure where this jezebel hate is coming from. He said something that wasn’t 100% in line with every one of Jezebel’s #Metoo talking points and he’s been painted as this monster ever since. 

I remember being a little kid and buying one of those “Dream Team” picture books. I was no Pistons fan, but even then I was surprised that Isaiah Thomas wasn’t on the team. He was a human highlight reel.

We all know people like her. We’ve all met people who are constantly being “harassed” and “threatened” and treated unfairly etc. Much of the time, these same people have a very exaggerated opinion of their own accomplishments and importance. They were the ones that could have saved the company if only their boss had

Or maybe the higher ups who are looking at the Fox News bottom line really want Trump to lose at this point? Sounds crazy, but Fox and Hannity etc went into another level when Obama was President and they could just attack him all the time. Within hours of Obama winning the race, Hannity was declaring himself the