Seriously. Most of us who enjoy coffee and don’t want the coffee party to end know the feeling of having one cup too many. It’s not pleasant. The problem is that coffee is usually the best part of my work day. After it’s gone, there is only lunch and quitting time to look forward to. I’m depressed as I write this. I’m…

I feel like “well actually”, is reserved for know it all types. He’s kind of a know nothing. He reminds me of this lady at my last job. She was a partner on the design side. She’d ask you a question and then walk off in the middle of you answering. You were so beneath her that she didn’t even have time to formally end…

This movie is on PlutoTV a lot and I will always stop what I’m doing to watch it. So much talent in the movie and so many quotable lines. Cool beans? Cool beans.

I was an Army officer so I lived all over the world, including San Diego. On a nice day, I’d put the view from Federal Hill Park overlooking the harbor up against any city view I’ve ever seen. It’s a million dollar view for a fraction of the cost. 

I moved to Baltimore a couple of months ago and I love it. It has its problems, for sure. But there aren’t many affordable cities left. I live right in the heart of Federal Hill with million bars and restaurants in walking distance. I couldn’t afford to do that in NY or even DC. The food scene is pretty great here…

What about rotten fruit? I feel like that was a thing in the old days. 

I liked King of Queens. It ran for 9 years. 

Guy Fieri= nice guy. Also a really nice guy (who frequently gets destroyed on these sites)? Kevin James. When I lived in LA, whenever I’d get into a conversation with bartenders about famous people they served, his name always came up as one of the nicest guys they’ve ever met. Good tipper too.

Yeah I don’t get it either. They seem like nice kids. They seem fine. They happen to have parents that will go down as important historical figures. I’m not sure why that makes them so fascinating or why people are “obsessed” with them. 

“You know who we need to copy? The guy who lost twice! Also, his supporters keep insisting that the system is rigged against him. Just do what he did and we are golden.”

I love pizza, but I’m not going to pretend it’s healthy. I suppose there are worse things. But pizza is definitely one of those things that I realize I’m going to have to put a little extra time in the gym, or eat a salad for lunch, to compensate for.

Did you see him in “Call of the Wild” shirtless though? The man is yoked. Not sure if that helps him as a pilot, but it should count for something. 

SO DO YOU! 

We all know the trouble that instant grits can cause. Vincent Laguardia Gambini expertly pointed that out. 

That’s also the episode where George is wearing that ridiculous goretex jacket and gets called “puffball”. 

Blueberry? Another Babka? 

Also, I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I thought they dated a lot more recently than 2010. In fact, if you had told me they were STILL dating, I’d be like “yeah, I know.” How the hell is 2010 a decade ago? This is getting insane. 

It’s true. I do remember Jerry’s father was played by another actor at first too. And the guy who ultimately took over the part was really memorable in his own right. He was also a retired NYC Homicide detective before he took up acting. His delivery was great: “Bum stole my wallet. MY WALLET’S GONE! MY WALLET’S GONE!”

I remember watching the Seinfeld behind the scenes extras where they talked about this. And they showed a couple of scenes of Randolph. But I never actually saw him performing this scene. It’s true though. Some of the most memorable lines of the series come just from Jerry Stiller’s delivery.