2008-2009 I had literally had a liquor store in my apartment building and never tried 4Loko. Now I feel like I missed out. Vodka Redbull though....
TonyBadabing
tonybadabing
wait you’re just “starting” ?
who cares? in most countries it’s OK, stop being so puritan
lol you really believe what she says? she’s paid
Deport our troops!
haha
Hope Hicks, the girl for shriveled dicks
lol I read 21 as 12 and the pictures didn’t disprove it
....asks Jared, with an eager expression but dead eyes.
analisgay
yeah the day he keels over I will drink champagne
he can work more hours if he has fewer human connections
lol it’s not a real hologram, you can see it’s a 2d video projected on glass.
in all fairness, Tom Cruise can get Thetans to suck him off any day, so he wouldn’t need Internet porn at all
or fuck you in the ass with a strapon
not that much smaller for me
wasn’t there a video demo of VR+haptic mouse+fleshlight+creepily young looking anime girl handjob?
Melania looks like she’s wearing a two star hotel duvet cover
Betsy will make Ivanka her bitch in prison and Prince will make Jared his. Ivanka looks like she’s younger and in better shape but Betsy bites.