one day maybe they’ll make a Far Cry game as good as Far Cry 2.

I guess fingering is not sex then :(

means you haven’t been to the right strip clubs :)

Only way that can happen is if he strategically falls on her.

beating her up? he couldn’t beat a duck at checkers, not to mention lift his hand above his stomach.

“Melania got a little bump on her face because our youthful, well endowed and enthusiastic President was very excited to see her back in the White House.”

On Howard Stern, Takei seems to cannot contain himself around a big cock

jeez humans, shit

in case you don’t know, Betsy DeVos is daughter in law of known pyramid scheme scammer Rich DeVos of Amway and sister of known murderer Erik Prince of Blackwater

at this point, anyone who is a patriot should sit down and give the finger during the national anthem, otherwise you are complicit

even if your handle is ivanka69daddy?

her second album wasn’t called Salusa so she lost all nerd cred

because him being all over Snape and Harry didn’t ring any bells....

I’m sure there is fanfiction out there where he chews on Chewbaca’s wookie penis

no pinsalu, no buy-you

wow she looks just like one of those “Real Doll” fuck toys. In fact some models have more expressive features than Kim K.

I assume the shotgun was semi-automatic, probably a Mossberg

Pretty sure I’ve seen this movie before

This is definite proof Trump’s peepee doesn’t work anymore.

whew, just coming up for air after “beating my meat” to that cover for four hours.