maybe she secretly wants her fanny packed by Jose

stop paying your taxes for starters

but see, they wanted to be walked in on. Otherwise why would they be behind a closed door?!?!?!?

Ladyboys when he is drunk, which is 75% of the time.

but more men want to bang a married woman ...

Westworld outlaw resents that remark.

ever heard of “from behind”?

probably has more rights than human females

just don’t eat then

That’s why I casually start to play with a big hunting knife every time I see a male within ten feet of my daughters.

and anyone can make a competitor website

ooooh I hope they have an indoor rock climbing wall!!!! And beard oil dispensers in every restroom!

STILL MORE SELF-CONTROL THAN TRUMP!!!

whatevs just bought the game for my 360 while that thing still works. only cause I’m reading a Sci-Fi Western book and I want the atmosphere

Just the right height to suck my metal crotch, Sexborgbee!

I guess I would. Bring out the lube.

you don’t have to be your father, but in this day and age it’s easy to find women who are willing to sleep with you.

I want them to 69

I only read her book about vanilla sexual encounters.

I saw Laura (the redhead, right?) once while visiting NYC lol. Only celebrity sighting I can claim. Sad I know. I don’t remember this guy tho.