what if the unborn baby is a Colt?

It’s also OK to assume most petty criminals are black.

Hey Melania, you’re fucking a pig.

why do most Kardashians date black people? Nothing against it, just seems like a family preference?

I assume that any woman going to the Playboy mansion expected to be fucked, either awake or asleep or both, by one or several men at the same time , and also expected to get some money or drugs or exposure out of it.

yeah, I’ll buy this for $20, why not?

yeah, I’ll buy this for $20, why not?

it wasn’t about being sexist, it was about a test pilot club mentality. There were not many women flying experimental jets at the time

I guess there was no need for sandwiches in space?

haha I see what you did there

Porn for president 2020!

maybe you will have to release to watch your second porn video?

sausage makes great dildo though

also, a religion started for the purposes of dudes banging multiple women legally

I didn’t read the article, just tell me if I should start downloading and archiving

you mean a powerbottom?

why do you think high ranking anal penetrator and Trump handmaid Peter Thiel took Gawker down?

No man it’s real, I had the transparent GameBoy and all the kids in my class had the white one....I was beaten over the head with a white baseball bat every single day until I used an entire bottle of whiteout to make my GameBoy look like all the rest.

More like MommyOFat

jeez you jezzies should crosscheck with jizzmodo, that wasn’t a hologram

they also bring out my penis