those whitey white chicken legs are the mark of true Aryan

does outing go too far though? when does the right to free speech end?

Hand Simulator / Job Simulator - we’ll see where it leads

must be a rough prison if Urkel’s in it

nuclear winter cancels global warming - our only salvation

we need to keep the bombs (safely stored and not on ICBMs) in case we need to quickly build an Orion ship - for example, to deflect a large asteroid.

I’m guessing he’s not getting any of that nice big round ass for a whole month after this.

thanks for the details and for taking time from your busy schedule to explain all this to us, Elon

it’s not prostitution if you don’t pay

Pig Shit, do you mean Trump?

if he manages to get us into a war first then all the Repubs will be yelling “why are you wasting your time on this when the country is at war”, then something about the flag...and then free speech is gone

Pizzagate?

Banana and grapefruit, wouldn’t that create a pretty small male genitalia simulacrum? Granted, I only compared said fruits against my genitalia so I don’t know....

“I said, as I was taking a breather, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not, keep sucking the tip. I then asked him a second time in a totally different position. He said, absolutely not, but the taint needs attention too.”

unless Dodo starts a war with North Korea, bungles it really bad, declares martial law and abolishes free speech in the guise of patriotism.

Breitbart readership and advertising have dropped extensively since the election, who cares what the 100 people left there say?

So Mueller is a Trump supporter? Or you are saying that the rule of law has ended in this country?

Harvard takes your money too....not that the kid went on a scholarship

This is Trumpa!

no, it’s usually Harry sodomized by Lucius Malfoy