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This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

No. They are called Baby Boomers and are very much alive and won’t shut up about how great they are.

not surprised, they didn’t show up for the first three weeks of the season either

I don’t buy the idea that a franchise can have choking woven into its DNA.

In what seems to be a rather timely story, Chiklis will play Agent Ben Clemons, a U.S. Border Patrol agent who’s—get this—one day out from retirement. That’s when Clemons, presumably getting too old for this shit,

Today on kinja:

I would have no problem with these parents not going to prison, but funding educational resources for underprivileged kids. $600 000 could go a long way in many communities. Who knows, it might actually provide an opportunity for them to be helpful.

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

Well bless his heart.

He did have the advantage that his head was already halfway down the first base line before he even got off the plate. (And that was before the PEDs.)

Not as insane as his hat size going up significantly in his late 30s...

To be fair, people should be saying that Alabama is a poverty stricken wasteland.

He didn’t need the money because he still has all of that Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf and The Zoo Story money coming in.  

Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane would like to have a word with you about that assessment.

There's always levels to this, but Rhame should absolutely have been thrown out for throwing two pitches up by Hoskins' head. If you want to plunk a guy on the thigh or butt that's dumb but at least not potentially breaking a bone in the face or giving a guy a concussion. Honestly a lot of credit to Hoskins for not

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

It reverses gravity within a proximal radius.

Counterpoint:
1) This team went 42-40 in the East.
2) They lost 4-1 to a 76ers team that was playing with its best player, Embiid, at maybe 75% health.
3) They have, if we’re being generous, 2 players who would start on a contending roster.
4) They are the Nets.

The Nets are going nowhere and we need to get rid of the first round of the playoffs

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.