Yep, the Conquistadors had pigs that they treated like dogs. It is believed that many of the wild boars and pigs in the southeastern United States are descendants of the pigs the Spanish left behind.

Cuckeyes.

Pigs are not native to the Americas. Pigs were introduced to the Americas by the Spanish. The Spanish used pigs as work animals, similar to dogs. Pigs were used to find food and help with hunting. But, you know, if the pig didn’t do a good job of finding food, and you were desperate, it was OK to eat him. Some of the…

That is really funny.

Real slap in the face to Pablo Sandoval. 

I just looked it up. It was 2011. The Orioles went 69-93 that year. But the other players on the team that year were Adam Jones, Nick Markakis, Vladimir Guerrero, and Mark Reynolds.

I was driving through Baltimore once and decided to get O’s tickets at the last minute.

I think the Baltimore Sun sent Scott Templeton down to the Camden Yards to get the starting lineup for Opening Day. 

It was a phrase that Eli had never heard before: “Adequate passer rating”.

Opening Day at Nats Park should always start with REM singing “Can’t Get There From Here.”

My 6-year-old son and I are so stoked for Opening Day tomorrow. My wife and I are taking off from work. My is going to school, and then after school, my sister-in-law is picking him up to take him to the playground. My wife and I are going to the game without him. We are going to park at the cheaper lot far away and…

Maybe give the kid a break.  He has been living under a spotlight for about 10 years now.   Maybe let him have a break before he goes crazy.

When I tell my son screen time is over, he’s like, “But I’m just playing Wordscapes!” like that shouldn’t count as screen time.

Nice to see some small market teams spending money on homegrown stars.

It was years ago. I am trying to remember if it was the second day or third day when I walked into the room and the football player’s girlfriend was sound asleep in the bed with nobody else around.

For my freshman year, I had 2 roommates in my dorm that was built for 2 people. When I arrived in the room, I found out that the one guy was on the football team and had been living in the room for 2 weeks by himself and had completely established that half of the room was his. He was sound asleep in his bed when I…

It was either late March or early April when she let me used the car. One of the days was like 50 degrees out but super sunny. I was convinced it was warm out because I was overheating with the heated seats. I thought it was like 70 out. I was just wearing a t-shirt and sweating. I had the AC on with heated seats.

My aunt once let me borrow her BMW for a week when my car was in the shop and she was on vacation.

Becoming an actor was always a dramamine.