Getting served at the club: the cause, and now the result, of all of Johnny Manziel’s problems.

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cd-drive?

Whoops! I’m on it.

I’m guessing a Dale Jr. reference.

You can burn bushes, get slaves out of Egypt, dispense commandments. A lot of cool stuff.

Everyone is just jealous that I average 3 kills a match. Not every player has the the skills to shoot blindly while spinning in circles when backed into a corner.

If you’ve somehow navigated the gaming landscape without ever learning what Gamergate is, A) I’m super-jealous and B) I recommend you never try to find out.

“and they’re not always the first TV show to predict them”

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

“1-999-367-3767"

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

Just walk to the southwest as far as you can go. Don’t worry about the edge of the in-game map. It’s mostly just there as a guideline.

This is a true story, me and my son were playing Fallout together and we hit a hard spot with some crazy boss and badly timed save. I took the controller from his hand and said let me give it a shot. I started to take all of the drugs I had made earlier, pychojet etc... and on the fifth drug I took. The game crashed.…

Yeah, also crashing a passenger aircraft in a building might result in the building collapsing, who would have though?

Horseshit, Peyton, Broncos produce horseshit.

Watch this one. This is definitely his best video so far.

“I have never felt more justified making my mom cry when I ripped into her for sending some stupid meme of a kid taking a piss.”

I kidnapped mine.