Bring back fat kickers.

God, their neighbors WISH he did model trains.

He’s such a dad, but he thinks he’s the fun uncle. Better than Pence, who thinks he’s the strong patriarch, but is really the judgmental spinster aunt.

How many times do you think Hillary is going to have to go into the garage at the White House and tell Bill and Tim that they need to stop playing their instruments so loud because the neighbors are complaining?

An artist’s rendition:

We’re hoping to do this same thing with as many different players as possible to show a range of living situations—different levels, different lifestyles. If you’re a minor leaguer email me! hannah @ deadspin!

Does Brolylegs stream much? If so, I hope he’s a part of this. A godlike Chun-Li player despite barely being able to operate his limbs whatsoever.

Goodell really just wants Dennis Miller back.

Oh god. There’s nothing sadder than a guy that has to gloat about a ten year old questionable call for which his team was the beneficiary in order to get a hard on. There are pills for that.

FUCKIN BULLSHIT THAT WHAT THAT WAS.

So long Waffle House doesn’t give up its aesthetic of half-burnt out 25w bulb lighting and how everything vaguely feels like it has a thin layer of congealed grease on it.

Never seen a live action dinosaur!?

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

So it’s basically Roy?

We witness a very deep strategic move implemented by Matheny in this game. A lot of managers would try to hang tough after falling behind 7-0 early in the game. Matheny, on the other hand, gave up on the game, hoping all the extra runs scored by the Cubs would exhaust them. With two more games at Wrigley, you gotta…