Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

They have a name for that already. It’s called neuroscience.

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Is there any irony so delicious for those of us who had to sit through this soggy rice cake’s 15 minutes in the 90's than Ken Starr getting fired for *not* investigating a sex scandal?

“Worst people in the world, ranked” is an ideal Deadspin list.

Yes.

So do humans. So does everything that has sex. Sometimes it takes a while.

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

It’s one thing to be a conservative.

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

“What’s your name boy?”

until dumb Debbie from HR comes to work in high heels forgetting about the Email telling all employees no shoes at work ever! and must wear socks at all times. and she was the one that sent out the email.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

The deep web—the portion of the dark web only accessible through Tor—

Lies, racism, misogyny, and galling self-dealing are hardly a new phenomenon in American politics but we should still point out that they are bad.

I still don’t know how to use the shells.

It’s existence is predicated upon manufactured necessity...

The constitution doesn’t apply to brown people. I don’t know how often real Americans need to explain this simple truth until libruls get it.

That’s going to be a cool scar to show the sales pool once he graduates with that business degree. And then the used Hyundai lot. And then the Best Buy break room. And then his high school reunion. And then a new sales pool. And then the used Hyundai lot...

people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.