Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

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Is there any irony so delicious for those of us who had to sit through this soggy rice cake’s 15 minutes in the 90's than Ken Starr getting fired for *not* investigating a sex scandal?

“Worst people in the world, ranked” is an ideal Deadspin list.

Yes.

So do humans. So does everything that has sex. Sometimes it takes a while.

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

“What’s your name boy?”

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Lies, racism, misogyny, and galling self-dealing are hardly a new phenomenon in American politics but we should still point out that they are bad.

The constitution doesn’t apply to brown people. I don’t know how often real Americans need to explain this simple truth until libruls get it.

That’s going to be a cool scar to show the sales pool once he graduates with that business degree. And then the used Hyundai lot. And then the Best Buy break room. And then his high school reunion. And then a new sales pool. And then the used Hyundai lot...

You could send a check or money order to the Washington County Jail. http://www.co.washington.or.us/Sheriff/Jail/HelpInmate/inmate-account-deposits.cfm

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.