This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo

he seems like the guy who takes really aggressive bong rips

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Squinter is coming.

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

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This is fake news, Patrick. We know you have no teeth.

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

The girl to his right is miserable and the boy to his left has the exact same haircut.

Also amazing is Jusuf Nurkic’s massive father who’s a policeman and reportedly got Jusuf discovered when an agent read a story in the local paper about him beating up some drunkards:

I hear his brothers are really messy, though.

I’m not sure, but sharing a 3 bedroom apartment with bro and his gf doesn’t cross it.

Inspired by the Statue of Liberty in football, in lacrosse this is known the Pearl Harbor.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.