It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers, dude.

+1 t.

“Oh please, his is twice that size.”

Shut up and take me to the Upside Down!

The only way that song could be worse is if she featured Desiigner on it.

That reporter has a bad case of the Michael Phelps Mouth.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Donald Incognito just doesn’t sound believable.

I just don’t think you understand...

I was wanton to know the same thing.

No harm no fowl.

+1 from the future.

+1 fried Oreo.

I would rather get stabbed 7 times in the face and head than watch Jimmy Harbaugh masticate his way through that god damn steak while taking gigantic, sloppy swigs from that pint of whole milk.

True, and that’s a good point. But still, the slasher had some balls. Not many people would trespass on private property just to slice an inflatable yard ornament. I wonder if there’s more to the story.

Totally agree. He’s lucky he didn’t lose an eye. I’m all for tougher gun control, but if this isn’t a time to shoot someone trying to stab (slice) you to death in your own front yard, I don’t know when is.

Well they’ve got a blind guy calling the plays, and every play is a dump off pass or a run up the middle, and they don’t have an O-line to protect their more-than-capable QB or block for one of their mediocre RBs... I can’t believe they fired Tom Coughlin for Benny Mac, and then allowed him to continue running THE…

I wish the worst to Stan Kroenke and his future endeavors. Now please, rightly fuck off, and abandon your shares at Arsenal you royal prick.

Bama’s dominance the last few years is purely the result of bull shit calls going their way?