My guess is approximately 8 minutes and 40 seconds, give or take.

I suspect it won't last a year.

I pressed play on the video the moment the column went up. Already had 58 replies by the time it was over. Some of those commenters were actually excited by the PT Cruiser. They will be very disappointed. However, silver lining: I know where there's one cheap. Runs OK, too.

Being destructive for the purpose of being destructive. And destroying one of those ugly things with a hummer. I like the way you think

Movie Shifting - So every time you grab another gear, you instantly accelerate 20-30 mph.

That German cars are reliable.

Stickers add Horsepower...

These days, 1500 HP isn't exactly unheard of if you count aftermarket stuff. But a production car with (I'm assuming) some sort of warranty, and an expectation to last more than 10,000 miles is something entirely different.

"Du kommer att assimileras."

I want you all to look at this engine:

I'm not comparing the two cars in anything but the initial purchase price. If I said you could buy an iPad for the same price as a blender, I'm not insinuating that an iPad can dice carrots.

Huh. Seeing a lot more "charged" responses here that I expected!

For the record, I can crash an F1 car way better than MAL. And probably with greater frequency.

You have to wonder if racecars fear his presence. A disturbance in the force.

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It was found 20mi from where it was found?? Whoa, Lost and Found inception.

So you're saying if that they made a new crown vic, that would be the best looking sedan in production?