I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

That's in the Constitution somewhere. Or the Bible. Both, I think.

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?

They'll say it was like that when they snagged it.

That various American automakers, in one manner or another, killed all chances of an all electric car in the mid to late 90's.

That Ferrari gives press car's special tires and suspension setups.

Porsche limiting the Cayman's ability to outperform its big brother.

I see your 1981 car built in 2010, and raise you a 1979 car built in 2015

Also, make sure to utilize wheels, they are often overlooked as good attachment points.

remember when everyone laughed at the Jalopnik GT-R LM render

Here's 458 in action at Le Mans:

And so that's why, after much consideration, and debate, and discussion, I've decided to buy two cars.

Dude, I was two paragraphs in when my spidey senses told me that this was a Dougie article. Did not disappoint. Unlike Acura.

Henrik Fisker has quite a few lookers on his resume

the Lambroghini LM002, A SUV from the company that makes sleek low supercars.

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

Hah you are brave.

Bro...