You have to wonder why he was so fearful of anybody “seeing him sweat.” If that’s how he dealt with people, he never really stopped performing. It’s so damn sad, man. Just a tragedy.

WHY IS THIS PEDO NOT IN JAIL YET??!!

I don’t know much about dogs, but aren’t all 3 breeds kinda high strung on their own, let alone a mix like he is? 

This is perfectly expected behavior in a cult. You have to get your marriage blessed by Father.

“The Florida representative really believes that former president is his father.”

Beard?  Nah.  She’s his new wrangler.

It’s pretty common for people in the spotlight to view everything as a prop. I don’t really see Cuomo letting his dog anywhere near the furniture or his bedroom.

So when a male pedophile who is also a moron marries a woman with no taste or sense does she become his beard?

Yeah, no, we don’t know the, uhm, intricacies of their relationship but we do know that she cannot be compelled to testify to anything she may know about her creepy sudden husband’s proclivities, idiosyncrasies and activities. 

Exactly. That dog is a mix of three extremely high energy/strung breeds. It’s bred to be a working dog or pulling sleds all day. Beautiful pups to be sure, but I would never have one because I don’t have the time or energy to ensure they get the attention they need.

Are we certain the dog just didn’t want to go with him?

Agreed! It is the completely wrong breed to have in a hectic environment like the governor’s mansion/office. (I have a shepherd/husky mix.)

Also, this asshole came from money, married money, and has money. He could have outsourced that training and care to an expert but NOPE!

Why would anyone with a high-pressure job and strenuous public obligations adopt a dog of that breed mix?

If only they mentioned it in the article!

“Its like a fucking law now or something, they just cant adapt something and leave ALL of it intact, AS IS.”

That’s a homemade-ass Excel spreadsheet with a Forbes logo applied over some cells shared amongst rich twerps. I wonder how many of those names are linked to unknown #MeToo stories.

Is this a submission for a Bravo show? Because I’m not watching.

Anyone who is a “real estate investor” under 45 got a ton of money from their parents and are almost all failsons/daughters who only aren’t failing because real estate investment is literally the easiest fucking thing in the world. 

And the chances of any of these people being real is, what, 1:5,000,000?