No one currrrr about your boner.

Haha don’t worry, I put in the effort so you guys don’t have to, although I do wish the writers here would do it in the first place. They used to, back in the day.

Thanks :) No one prepares you for the amount of regret, but that’s why it’s important to do this work with a trained professional. It took me a long time to just be able to look at pictures of my kids when they were younger again. EMDR therapy was immensely helpful for replacing those bad memories with the good things…

WHAT?

RELEASE THE TAPES!!!!!!

Chairio then.

I played the Unsolved Mysteries theme while reading this article and it was great.

For me, the problem is how far into the tube I go—I’m short, and I hate situations in which I can’t move my arms. Bleh.

I also fall asleep in MRIs. I had one on my wrist lately that made me have to lay down kind of awkwardly. When I was done my half hour of laying on my stomach with my arm out like superman, the staff said: “most people don’t manage to stay still that long during this one” and I was like “oh, I fell asleep like three…

Yea my mind immediately went to “she is caring for these girls as a mother figure at least part time and just felt it was easier to call them her daughters”.

I am glad that people can get a refund if they choose to do so. But, honestly, I know so many people who were raised by people who are not their biological parents, (including myself) that that part of the story doesn’t faze me.

The Hootie and the Blowfishes man Darius Rucker is apparently “shocked” that racism is still a thing

An unattended swimming pool and twice the recommended dose of edibles sounds like a bad idea to me, but you do you.

Congrats on being the exception vs. the rule. My father started a non profit targeting the abuser changing their ways vs. the victim side, which is different because he was never abused. He has 4 main slogans, but, “Domestic violence is a learned behavior, be a hero, break the cycle”....is my favorite. Godspeed on…

Both MRIs I just closed my eyes and almost fell asleep. 

I’m not even remotely claustrophobic and I’ve only had one MRI (shoulder injury) but I recall the experience as soothing. I guess this was before they piped in music. I found the bangs, whirs and groans oddly, well, soothing.

I nod out to that noise. I find it mediative. I guess because it’s rhythmic?

Sorkin is always a bad choice.

Saab Night Panel. Pressing a button turns off all cabin lighting except the speedometer between 0 and 100 MPH. As someone who hates bright screens and gauges at night, I wish this was standard

Those are some of the most unfortunate cases - the folks that keep running into the same traps as their parents, and are either unable to break the cycle, or completely unaware that alternatives exist.