Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Much money.

Faking your own kidnapping is an idea that requires plenty of cocaine to fuel the journey from inspiration to execution.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

Do you want Alfa to actually sell units in North America?

For christ sake, just make a fucking wagon! Will ya?

I had a 4C for over the year; I did my duty.

This, but why pass up a chance to trash FCA when you get it?!

I was deployed to Kirkuk, I know that area extensively. I also had several encounters with the Kurds and the Peshmerga.

eventually I realized what was intended.

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

How is it that the longer I stare at R33 Skylines the more they look like alternate universe Mustangs?

Paul Walker’ed!

For those watching the video full-screen on a Windows desktop:

principal/principle

Just be a good American (assumption, here) and laugh at them like you’re supposed to.

HIGHLY recommend the “Senna” documentary for those who haven’t seen it. Truly an amazing man who accomplish some superhuman feats without forgetting his humanity.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Sounds like a raspy v6 to me. All aston v12's do.