tonibancae
Toni Bancae
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Has anyone seen my pants? They shot off with the force of my erection.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

That rug really ties the room together.

Well, your vote says you’re buy-curious, if that’s any help.

Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. But that was a long time ago.

Staten Island is where a lot of things go to die: dreams, aspirations, cantankerous Italians.

Source: I live here.

Well only 4 people have driven my car in the last 30 years, me, my Dad, my mechanic and Octane magazine Journalist Keith Adams. As my Dad has now passed only me and my mechanic will be driving it in the future.

I wouldn’t even let people breathe on it.

“I regret nothing.”

I kind of wonder, if you swapped the average buyer’s F-150 for one of these, how long it’d take them to find the limit of what they could use it for. I know that this is a very light truck, but I doubt the average f-150 owner uses their vehicle to anywhere near it’s maximum capability.

Land of the free*

Gahhhhhhhhh. Great job to Marquez for not trying to make a pass on Lorenzo, and letting Pedrosa through. I hate everyone. Except Rossi.

Okay.

Either that is the largest Dodge Viper in the World or that is the second smallest woman in West Virginia.

Can we immortalize this in bronze and use it as a trophy topper for next years Jalopnik Film Awards?

MORE LIKE ALFA-LATE.

How to know if you bought the wrong car ? Easy.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Looks so much better than the 2015 car.