My wife and I were just at Carmax a couple weeks ago looking at some vehicles that would transport 6 people in comfort and did not contain the word minivan (we’ve owned an Odyssey since 2005). The sales guy showed us a few and let us test drive several. Prior to that I asked if these had extended warranties available…

Neutral: What Do You Make Of The Latest VW Cheating Allegation?

another hot pic courtesy of $Kay.

QOTD: what are your 10 favorite questions of the day?

Not exactly the “Jalopnik Bump” you were looking for.

These guys take their anal beads seriously.

Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

LeMons needs to put some sweet jumps in the track

Quite a few, yes. But I don’t think they’ll be productive.

Preach. Do need FF. Destroy tires, then take destroyed tires home. Mmmhmm.

99.99999999999% of this article is so wrong that I can’t even begin to know where to start, but this:

The only beautiful Ferraris in my lifetime have been 355 and 458.

can we have gif party plox?

The Space Shuttle Program was awesome. I have some special memories of it. Growing up on the gulf-side of Florida in the late 80s, I was at the prime age to be fascinated with that stuff. Field trips to Cape Canaveral were regular. I had all the Lego models and even went to Space Camp.

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

Also, how do you split lanes when your cohones are the size of hummers?

How does the bike manage to get the weight of his massive balls up to speed so quickly?

I'm pretty sure these are the droids I've been looking for