Detective Jimmy McNulty is amused

FWD. Meh.

I guess they do, based on iPhone sales over the years.

This. 305 horsepower on a FWD Golf doesn’t tickle.

Can’t say it better than you did.

Mmm, I got a Renault Clio so, no, I can’t relate to that.

No wonder they did, the new design was horrible.

Scrolled for this, luckily it didn’t take long.

Man, you know nothing.

Wait 3 years and buy this ‘94 model in Italy: http://ww3.autoscout24.it/classified/285…

Holy shit, this is horrible.

2nd gear: we, italians, made a bmw-fighter in roughly three years. It will be fantastic, for sure. The thing is, we still don’t know if it will be a fantastic failure or a fantastic success. Odds are probably against us, but you know, such is life.

Yeah, of course. But what I was pointing at is infotainment systems sucking for a long time, and no one seemingly giving a shit about that.

Well, it’s incredible that those who work on infotainment department still have a job. So there is a small chance that something this stupid is happening.

Kelly Johnson once stated the 14 rules for making a successful aircraft. I think they’re easily applicable to auotmotive industry.

Neutral: looks like masturbation. Playing with yourself.

This does not happen even in Italy, or at least i never heard of something similiar. That should warn you about how moronic this was.

Excellent call Sir. My respect to you.

Shit, does somebody actually have to tell some 16 years old kids not to drink fuel? How did they manage to survive 16 years if they’re so stupid?

Is the man eligible for a Darwin Award?