Mazda3 Superleggera:

at least make it into a horse

I want to get me some Blizzak boots for the winter. . .

*emails spreadsheet to boss, 5 min before deadline*

Not sure which is more impressive, the bike, and specifically the suspension, or the rider.

But can you do 360's in a snow half pipe?

I am a race car driver. I guarantee you I could take a stock Altima, put someone in the passenger seat, and after a lap at Laguna Seca they would swear that an Altima is a racecar. Your everyday sedan is capable of so much more than the average driver will ever use.

Needs kerb feelers for the complete look, though.

I saw a new mustang a few days ago from an angle that perfectly made its grill look like Butthead's mouth. I can't unsee it.

Just as carpy as the Evo X.

It seems every car has "fish mouth", of some sort, these days. You'll just have to learn to live with it.

I suggest the name ancient psychic tandem war firetruck.

My Little Ferrari: Horsepower is Magic!

"Sharknado 2:Electric Boogaloo"!

Looks like cops should always have restraint poles as a backup tool when there is too much Florida or trippin' balls going on:

OK sir you got the job

Rule #1 - if you can scream "I can't breathe!" multiple times - you can breathe just fine.

I want to start by saying I agree. This would be awesome. I miss technological advances that nobody else has thought of, everyone doing something unique to their own program. Game changing stuff.